Thursday, August 04, 2005

Dumb Georgia Laws

Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Signs are required to be written in English.
You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
Acworth
All citizens must own a rake.
Atlanta
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
One man may not be on another man's back.
Columbus
Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.
Gainesville
Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
Jonesboro
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
Kennesaw
Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
Marietta
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
St. Mary's
No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.
Quitman
Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

13 Comments:

Blogger banjodude said...

This is for yall, Jeffrey and Abi

Thursday, 04 August, 2005  
Blogger Jeffrey J. Stables said...

Thanks...I think.

Thursday, 04 August, 2005  
Blogger Abi said...

heh....wow.

i carry ice cream in my back pocket every sunday, what are you talking about?

Thursday, 04 August, 2005  
Blogger Cove Rebel said...

I personally don't think some of these are stupid. Have you ever been to Kennesaw? Good place to own a gun and crime is almost 0. And signs SHOULD be written in English. We are getting too far away from that now- multiculturalism run amok.

Friday, 05 August, 2005  
Blogger Jordo said...

wow...

Friday, 05 August, 2005  
Blogger LittleWilky said...

I think households should have guns...I think it keeps the crime rate down. If you're a robber, kidnapper, rapist, etc and you think that house has gun, you're less like to go in! But, you've got to be careful if you've got kids!

BILL OF RIGHTS, baby!

Sunday, 07 August, 2005  
Blogger LittleWilky said...

Anybody been to California, Nevada, New Mexico, or Arizona lately? The Mexican-Americans aren't gonna be a minority long! Being bilingual there is quickly becoming necessary. When I lived in Arizona 10 years ago, the now hiring signs already requested being bilingual.

Sunday, 07 August, 2005  
Blogger banjodude said...

True, cove rebel, very true.

Monday, 08 August, 2005  
Blogger banjodude said...

Hey, I didn't write them, I'm plagiarising (sp?).

Monday, 08 August, 2005  
Blogger Jordo said...

I don't think that is even a word, lol

Wednesday, 10 August, 2005  
Blogger banjodude said...

Sure it is

Thursday, 11 August, 2005  
Blogger Jordo said...

Only in your world, Nathaniel. lol

Thursday, 11 August, 2005  
Blogger LittleWilky said...

lol, jordo! That's cute, Nathaniel and it is plagiarizing...I looked it up. MS Word is wonderful.

Thursday, 18 August, 2005  

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