Thursday, August 04, 2005

Dumb Alabama Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
You may not drive barefooted.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
Incestous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Anniston
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
Jasper
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
Lee County
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Mobile
It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
Montgomery
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)

11 Comments:

Blogger Abi said...

good thing i don't live in alabama....i drive barefooted EVERY DAY!

Thursday, 04 August, 2005  
Blogger banjodude said...

me, too. not everyday, though

Friday, 05 August, 2005  
Blogger Aniloyodea said...

these are so funny! where'd you get them? i've driven barefoot before, but not often. i've never driven blindfolded though.

Friday, 05 August, 2005  
Blogger Jordo said...

law or no law, I'm gonna drive bare-footed. lol

Friday, 05 August, 2005  
Blogger LittleWilky said...

Who's gonna know if we're barefoot and men shouldn't spit or cuss in front of women...I'm old school.

Sunday, 07 August, 2005  
Blogger DragonChick said...

are those all real laws?

Sunday, 07 August, 2005  
Blogger banjodude said...

h, I drive blindfolded all the time. It's a good challenge!

Monday, 08 August, 2005  
Blogger banjodude said...

Just joking!

Monday, 08 August, 2005  
Blogger banjodude said...

Whoohoo, jordo!

Monday, 08 August, 2005  
Blogger banjodude said...

Yes, they are, some of thwem very old, and people had not taken the time to have them removed.

Monday, 08 August, 2005  
Blogger DragonChick said...

k

Tuesday, 09 August, 2005  

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